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Why did the Sith start a cooking show? He wanted to share his recipe for 'Sith-rracha'!
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Why did the Sith bring a ladder to the dark side? Because the high ground was too bright!
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Why did the Sith apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they kneaded the dough!
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Why don't Sith use social media? They can't stand the light side of the timeline!
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Why did the Sith get a pet snake? Because they wanted a hiss-terious companion on the dark side!
Sith Hairstyles
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Have you noticed the Sith always have the same hairstyle? I call it the Dark Mullet. Business in the front, evil in the back. It's like they're saying, I'm here to conquer the galaxy, but I'm also ready for a Sith rave at any moment.
Sith Cafeteria
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I found out the Sith have their own cafeteria. It's called The Dark Side Diner. They only serve one dish – revenge served cold. And if you ask for a side of empathy, they force-choke you. I tried the Sith special, but it left a bitter taste in my mouth, kind of like realizing you're the protagonist of a tragedy.
Sith Dating Woes
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You know you're in trouble when your Tinder date shows up with a red lightsaber. I mean, that's a red flag right there, literally. I asked her, Do you come here often? And she replied, Only when I sense a disturbance in the Force... or when I'm bored. Let's just say the only sparks that night were from our awkward conversation.
Sith Yoga
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I found out the Sith are into yoga now. Yeah, apparently, it's called Vadercise. Downward-facing Death Star, anyone? They say it's great for reconnecting with the force and increasing flexibility, but watch out for the Sith instructor – he tends to force-choke anyone who interrupts his zen moment.
Sith Support Group
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I heard the Sith are starting a support group. Yeah, they're calling it Dark Side Anonymous. The first step is admitting you have a problem, and the second step is blaming your issues on a lack of hugs from your parents. I can see it now: Hi, I'm Darth, and I haven't hugged anyone since I turned to the dark side. Also, I have trouble expressing my feelings without force-choking someone.
Sith Therapist
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I heard the Sith Lord started seeing a therapist. Yeah, apparently, even dark lords need someone to talk to. The therapist asked, Why do you always choose the path of anger and hatred? And the Sith Lord said, Have you seen the price of therapy sessions? No wonder I'm always so angry!
Sith Parenting Tips
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I read a Sith parenting book recently. Chapter one: How to Turn Your Child to the Dark Side Before Bedtime. It's all about using the Force to get them to eat their vegetables and clean their room. The key is threatening to reveal embarrassing childhood stories as leverage – works every time.
Sith Happens
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You ever notice how in every sci-fi movie, there's always that one guy with a red lightsaber? I mean, what's the deal with the Sith? Do they have a sale at the lightsaber store and red is the only color left? Sorry, sir, we're all out of blue and green, but we've got a surplus of evil red ones! It's like they're the bad boys of the galaxy, but really, they just need a fashion intervention.
Sith Social Media
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I found the Sith on social media. Yeah, they're on Instagram posting pictures of their latest conquests. But you know they're compensating for something when their lightsabers are bigger than their Death Stars. #DarkSideProblems
Sith Job Fair
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Did you hear about the Sith job fair? Yeah, they're recruiting for new apprentices. I went there to check it out, and they were offering great benefits, like dental plans that cover lightsaber-related injuries. The only catch is that you have to be comfortable with a dress code that involves a lot of black and, of course, a willingness to betray your friends for unlimited power.
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