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Sith apprentices have it tough. They're constantly trying to impress their master, but it's like a never-ending job interview. "Yes, I can use the Force to choke someone from across the room, but can I put that under skills on my resume?
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Ever notice how Sith are always brooding and angry? I mean, I get it – the whole "Dark Side" thing. But maybe they just need a good therapist. "Tell me, Darth, how does it make you feel when your plans for galactic domination don't work out?
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You ever notice that Sith lightsabers are always red? I mean, come on, guys, it's like they went to the store and said, "Give me the evilest color you got." I can imagine them being disappointed if they accidentally got a pink one – "I am Darth... Fluffy?
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Sith seem to have a thing for wearing capes. I tried wearing one once, thinking it would make me look mysterious. Instead, I just got it caught in the car door. Darth Tripsalot, at your service.
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I bet being a Sith is tough on family gatherings. "Oh, you're still doing that evil empire thing, huh? Well, your cousin just got a promotion at the Rebel Alliance. And yes, we saw your latest speech on hologram – very menacing.
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Imagine being a Sith intern – fetching coffee for Darth Vader, trying not to accidentally Force choke yourself. "Hey, can you grab me a latte? And be quick about it – the galaxy won't conquer itself, you know!
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Do you think Sith ever have team-building exercises? I can imagine it now – trust falls with lightsabers. "Alright, everyone, close your eyes and fall backward. And remember, the Force will catch you... hopefully.
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Sith Lords always have this habit of revealing their evil plans at the worst possible moment. I can't even keep a surprise birthday party a secret. "Oh, did I ruin the surprise? My bad, I thought you heard me practicing my evil laugh.
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You ever notice how Sith Lords always have the most dramatic entrances? I mean, they can't just walk into a room. It's always the doors dramatically opening with that ominous music playing. I tried doing that at home, and my cat just stared at me like I'd lost my mind. Maybe I need a theme song.
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