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I asked my art teacher if I could paint the Sistine Chapel. She said, 'You can, but you'll probably just make a real messiah it!
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Why did Michelangelo refuse to play cards in the Sistine Chapel? He was afraid of dealing with the ceiling!
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Why did the painter bring a map to the Sistine Chapel? They wanted to navigate the celestial layout!
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My friend claims he can draw the entire Sistine Chapel ceiling in one stroke. I told him that's a lofty goal!
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What do you call a group of painters discussing the Sistine Chapel? A ceiling committee!
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Why did the art thief go to the Sistine Chapel? He heard it was a steal!
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I told my friend I was going to start a Sistine Chapel painting class. He asked, 'Do you have a heavenly curriculum?
Angelic Anecdotes
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You know you're in trouble when your attempt to recreate the Sistine Chapel ends up looking more like a crime scene than a divine masterpiece. Let's just say, Michelangelo would've needed a divine intervention after seeing my attempt!
Sistine Surprise
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You know, I tried to recreate the Sistine Chapel on my bedroom ceiling. Now every night, instead of counting sheep, I'm counting angels... and wondering why they're judging me!
Ceiling Confessions
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They say the Sistine Chapel ceiling took Michelangelo four years to complete. If it was me, after year one, I would've just said, It's modern art, okay? It's supposed to look like that!
Divine Design Dilemma
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I once tried to replicate the Sistine Chapel in my living room. Now, instead of hosting parties, I'm holding art critiques, and let me tell you, my cat has some strong opinions!
High Expectations
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My girlfriend said she wanted our home to have the grandeur of the Sistine Chapel. I said, Sure, but can we start with something simpler, like maybe cleaning out the fridge?
The Divine Diet
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I tried to eat as Michelangelo did while painting the Sistine Chapel. Let me tell you, after a week of lying on my back and eating Italian food, I realized the only thing I was painting was a picture of regret!
Artistic Angles
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I tried to paint my own Sistine Chapel, but after an hour, I realized my ceiling was looking more like a toddler's finger painting than a masterpiece. Guess I'll stick to drawing stick figures!
Heavenly Hobbies
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They told me I had the hands of an artist. So, I thought I'd give recreating the Sistine Chapel a shot. Now I have the neck of an 80-year-old and the patience of a toddler who's been denied candy!
Holy Reactions
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My friend tried to impress his date by reenacting the Sistine Chapel ceiling with finger painting. She was impressed, alright! Impressed enough to ask him if he also finger paints for the police department!
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