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Pigeon's Perspective
Finding a perch without offending art enthusiasts
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People look at me like I'm a vandal. Newsflash: my ancestors probably watched Michelangelo work. I'm a living art connoisseur, leaving my mark on history, one splatter at a time.
Tour Guide's Dilemma
Keeping it interesting for tourists
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Tourists ask, "What's the secret behind Michelangelo's painting technique?" I reply, "A steady hand, a good eye, and the ability to work with a paintbrush while lying on your back. It's basically the world's first ceiling workout.
Michelangelo's Ghost
Watching people misinterpret his art
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Imagine Michelangelo's ghost witnessing a yoga class in the chapel. "Downward-facing angel? Seriously, folks, this is a sacred space, not a Pilates studio!
The Janitor's Perspective
Trying to clean the Sistine Chapel
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Cleaning the Sistine Chapel is like playing chess with a Roomba. Every move has to be calculated, or you might end up scrubbing off a cherub's face.
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