17 Jokes About Sisters

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Updated on: Jul 09 2025

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Why did the sister refuse to play hide and seek with her brothers? She realized good sisters are hard to find!
Why was the sister always calm during math tests? She knew her problems were divided!
Why did the sister bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
Why did the sister bring a spoon to the interview? Because she wanted to stir things up!
My sister said she could build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

Sisterly Rivalry

You know, they say sisters share everything. Well, my sisters and I took it a step further. We even share each other's problems, and now we're just one big, dysfunctional support group.

Sibling Mind Games

Sisters have this unique ability to mess with your mind. They can give you a compliment that sounds like an insult and an insult that sounds like a compliment. It's like living in a perpetual game of emotional chess, and I'm constantly one move away from checkmate.

Fashion Police - Sister Edition

Having sisters is like having your own personal fashion police. If I ever leave the house looking questionable, they'll be the first to issue a citation. Apparently, socks with sandals are still a criminal offense.

Telepathic Connection

Sisters have this unspoken telepathic connection. It's amazing and terrifying at the same time. They can communicate entire conversations with just a look. Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to decode emojis.

Sisters' Secret Language

Ever notice how sisters have this secret language? They can say the most insulting things, but because it's in their special code, it sounds like a compliment. It's like being insulted in Morse code; you don't realize it until it's too late.

Sibling Superpowers

If there's one thing sisters excel at, it's having superpowers. They can make you laugh when you want to cry, annoy you to no end, and somehow always know where you hid the chocolate. It's like living with a squad of emotional Avengers.

Sibling GPS

My sisters are so good at tracking each other's whereabouts. They're like a real-life GPS. Forget Google Maps; just ask my sisters if you need to know where someone is or, more importantly, where they shouldn't be.

Group Therapy Sessions

We tried family therapy once, and my sisters turned it into a competition of who had the most dramatic childhood. I swear, by the end of it, our therapist needed therapy.

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

People say that sisters are like mirrors, reflecting your true self. Well, my sisters are more like those circus mirrors—distorted and slightly terrifying. I asked them for honesty, not a funhouse of self-esteem issues.

The Power of Borrowing

Sisters are experts at borrowing things without asking. Clothes, makeup, sanity—you name it, and they've borrowed it without my consent. I'm pretty sure my sister thinks my closet is her personal boutique.

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