5 Jokes About Sisters

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Updated on: Jul 09 2025

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The Tech-Savvy Sister

Tech-savvy sister who thinks she knows everything about gadgets.
My sister convinced me to buy a smartwatch, and now it beeps every time I eat a cookie. It's like having a judgmental fitness instructor on my wrist.

The Foodie Sister

Foodie sister who judges your culinary choices.
I told my sister I was on a diet, and she said, 'You know what's a great diet? Eating only foods that have names you can't pronounce.' I guess I'll stick to my alphabet soup.

The Competitive Sister

Sibling rivalry turned up a notch, especially when it comes to achievements.
I told my sister I won a marathon, and she said, 'Oh, that's impressive. I just finished binge-watching three seasons of a show in one sitting.' We clearly have different definitions of 'achievement.'

The Overprotective Sister

Overprotective sister worried about her sibling's dating life.
My sister once interrogated my date like she was an undercover agent. She asked questions like, 'What are your intentions?' and 'Do you have a retirement plan?' I just wanted to know if he likes pizza.

The Fashionista Sister

Opinionated sister giving fashion advice, whether you want it or not.
My sister said I should wear more pastels. I wore a pastel shirt, and she goes, 'Not that pastel! It's like you're trying to match the color of a unicorn's tears.'

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