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Single moms are like superheroes, but instead of a cape, we have a never-ending supply of snacks stashed in our purses for emergency meltdowns.
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Dating as a single mom is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire, and the needle is holding a bouquet of flowers.
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You know you're a single mom when your idea of a wild Friday night involves a cup of tea, a good book, and no one asking for anything for at least an hour.
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Being a single mom is like juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle – it's chaotic, dangerous, and you're just praying you don't drop anything.
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As a single mom, my idea of a relaxing evening is locking myself in the bathroom for five minutes of peace, pretending I'm at a spa instead of negotiating with a toddler about bedtime.
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Single moms have a secret talent – we can turn any conversation into a negotiation, whether it's convincing a picky eater to finish their broccoli or persuading a toddler to wear pants in public.
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You know you're a single mom when your idea of a hot date is the microwave finishing before the kids start arguing again.
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Single moms have a sixth sense – we can detect a sale on diapers from three aisles away, and we'll power walk there like it's the Olympics.
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Being a single mom means my car is not just a vehicle; it's a mobile daycare, a snack bar, and a lost-and-found all rolled into one.
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