5 Single Mom Jokes

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Updated on: May 06 2025

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DIY Repairs

Fixing things around the house solo
I decided to fix the leaky faucet by myself. Let's just say, plumbing and I are not on speaking terms anymore. The only thing that got fixed was my relationship status with the plumber.

Bedtime Battles

Getting the little one to sleep
My kid's bedtime routine includes asking profound questions that could rival any philosopher. "Mom, if I can't see monsters, do they still see me?" Well, sweetie, let's hope they have a bedtime too.

The Grocery Store

Juggling groceries and a toddler
Ever try to look cool while struggling to open those produce bags one-handed? It's like my own version of a magic trick. "Behold, the disappearing banana into the abyss of the bag!

Supermom Syndrome

Striving for perfection
Every time someone says, "You're a superhero for doing this alone," I secretly hope they mean I get a cool superhero costume. I could really use some spandex to hide the fact that my real superpower is coffee-fueled multitasking.

Dating Again

Balancing romance and parenting
The last time I tried to impress a date, my kid decided to showcase their newfound talent for creating abstract art on the living room walls. Nothing says "I'm a catch" like cleaning crayon masterpieces off the wallpaper.

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