6 Jokes For Simple Simon

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Updated on: Jun 30 2024

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Why did Simple Simon bring a pencil to the bakery? In case he wanted to draw a loaf!
I told Simple Simon he should become a gardener. He said he couldn't find a job that leaves him with a blooming paycheck!
What did Simple Simon say when he crossed a cat with a dark alley? 'I'm feline a bit scared!
Simple Simon went to the doctor and said, 'I think I'm a bridge.' The doctor said, 'What's come over you?
Simple Simon wanted to be an astronaut. He bought a telescope and said, 'Now I just need a space suit!
I suggested to Simple Simon that he should write a book. He said, 'I can't even finish a sentence!

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