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Being vertically challenged has its perks when it comes to hiding spots. I can play hide-and-seek in a field of daffodils, and nobody will ever find me. It's like having a built-in invisibility cloak.
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Short people have a unique perspective on crowded places. It's not a concert for us; it's a sea of elbows and belly buttons. I've mastered the art of weaving through armpits like a tiny ninja.
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As a short person, every handshake is an adventure. It's like a journey to find the elusive palm. I've developed a secret handshake where I just jump and hope for the best.
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Being short has its advantages, though. I never have to worry about hitting my head on door frames. Taller folks are out there playing limbo with life, while I'm strolling through doorways without a care in the world.
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Being short is a constant battle against gravity. I feel like I'm defying the laws of physics every time I reach for something on a high shelf. It's not about height; it's about outsmarting the kitchen cabinets.
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Have you ever been stuck behind someone tall at a concert? It's like watching your favorite band perform through a forest of legs. I should start bringing a periscope to gigs, just to get a glimpse of the lead singer.
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You ever notice how "short" is just a polite way of saying "closer to the ground"? I mean, I'm not short; I'm just at eye level with ants. We're all just living life on the lower shelves of the grocery store.
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You know you're short when your umbrella is basically a head accessory for the person walking behind you. "Sorry about that, didn't mean to poke you in the eye with my rain shield.
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Being short is like living in a perpetual limbo. When I ask someone for help reaching something on the top shelf, I feel like I'm negotiating with giants. "Excuse me, sir, could you grab that cereal for me? I'll trade you three jokes and a high-five.
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