4 Short Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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The Coffee Addict

When the coffee is too hot, but life without it is even hotter.
Coffee is the only thing I'm committed to. I have trust issues with tea; it tastes like hot water trying too hard.

The Cat Person

When your cat is your boss, and you're just there to open cans.
My cat ignores me so much; I'm thinking of renaming it "Teenager.

The Unlucky in Love

When the only matches you get are on a dating app, but they're just for your friend's fireplace.
My ex said I was unbearable. I said, "That's not fair, I haven't even started my bear impersonation yet.

The Gym Enthusiast

When the gym gains are visible, but the elevator is still tempting.
Just bought a fitness tracker. It counts the steps I take to the fridge. That’s cardio, right?

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