6 Jokes For Shield

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Updated on: Jul 31 2025

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What did the shield say to the hotdog? 'You better relish the fact that I can mustard up a good defense!
My shield and I have a strong bond. We stick together through thick and tin!
What did the knight say to his lazy shield? 'You need to pull your own weight around here!
What do you call a magical shield that never gets tired? En-durable!
My shield told me a secret. It said, 'I'm not just a metal plate; I have layers!
Why did the shield break up with the sword? It felt too pierced through by their relationship!

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