5 Jokes For Sharpie

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 07 2024

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Office Supply Shenanigans

When the sharpie becomes the office troublemaker.
My sharpie is like a rebellious teenager – it only works when it feels like it, and it's always leaving marks on things.

Sharpie in the Art World

When the sharpie thinks it's the Picasso of the office supply drawer.
Picasso had his blue period; my sharpie has its "I'm running out of ink" period. It's a very abstract expression.

Relationships with Sharpies

The love-hate relationship between a person and their sharpie.
I asked my sharpie for commitment, and it drew a heart on my hand. I guess we're in a serious relationship now.

Sharpie as a Spy

When you suspect your sharpie might be spying on you.
If my sharpie could talk, I'm pretty sure it would spill all my secrets. It's been taking notes on my life, one doodle at a time.

Sharpie vs. Highlighter Feud

The rivalry between sharpies and highlighters for supremacy in the stationery kingdom.
I asked my sharpie if it's jealous of the highlighter. It replied, "I'm not jealous; I'm just black and bold, while it's all about the bright colors. We're like yin and yang, but with more ink.

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