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The Environmentalist
Feeling guilty about using disposable serviettes.
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I tried explaining to my friend that using serviettes is bad for the environment. He said, "So what? It's not like I'm throwing them directly into the ocean." Well, I guess you're right. Let's just skip the middle step and save the sea turtles!
The Absent-Minded Server
Trying to remember what a "serviette" is.
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I tried to impress my date by using the word "serviette" at dinner. She looked at me and said, "Is that a fancy French word for 'wipe your mouth with this'?
The Minimalist
Wondering why we need a separate word for a napkin.
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I went to a restaurant and asked for a serviette. The waiter gave me a disdainful look and said, "You mean a napkin, sir." I responded, "No, I mean a serviette. I'm trying to upgrade my dining experience, not my vocabulary.
The Clumsy Diner
Constantly struggling to use a serviette gracefully.
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I attempted to use a serviette with finesse, but it ended up looking like I was trying to tame a wild animal on my lap. Note to self: Stick to the basics, like not wearing white when eating spaghetti.
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