7 Service Workers Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jul 31 2025

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I told the server my soup was cold. They replied, 'It's gazpacho.' I said, 'Exactly, it's supposed to be hot!
I told the server my burger was undercooked. They said, 'Don't worry, it's just mooing its appreciation!
I asked the waiter for a joke, and he served it with impeccable timing – talk about table service!
I tried to make a reservation at a restaurant for a group of badgers. They said, 'Sorry, we only serve parties of five or more.
I told the waiter I didn't like my meal. He said, 'Don't worry, it's on the house!' Well, technically, it was on the table.
I asked the bartender for a joke, and he said, 'I'm sorry, we only serve punchlines here.
I asked the server if they had any vegetarian options. They said, 'Yes, we have a salad – but it comes with a side of guilt.

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