8 Senior Citizens Newsletter Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 01 2025

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What's a senior citizen's favorite exercise? 'Squats' when trying to get up from a comfy chair!
Why did the senior citizen refuse to watch the baseball game? They thought it was just a lot of 'baseless' running!
Why don't senior citizens ever get lost? They're just taking a 'senior moment' tour!
Why did the senior citizen open a bakery? Because they wanted to make some 'dough' in their retirement!
What's a senior citizen's favorite party game? 'Musical Recliners'!
What did one senior citizen say to the other about the modern world? 'Back in our day, phones had cords, not 'apps'!
Why don't senior citizens ever become magicians? Because they can't remember where they left their 'wand'!
Why did the senior citizen bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

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