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Selling a car is the only time someone's complimented me on my "low mileage" without it being creepy.
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Why is it that when you're selling a car, suddenly everyone becomes a negotiator? "I'll give you half of what you're asking." Oh really? Will you also give me half the logic you used to come up with that offer?
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Selling a car is a lot like trying to sell your old smartphone. Sure, it's got some scratches and a few dents, but it still takes you from point A to point B... most of the time.
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Why is it that the moment you decide to sell your car, it starts acting like a rebellious teenager? "Check engine light? Oh, it's just expressing itself!
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You know, selling a car is like online dating. You post the best pictures, brag about its features, and hope that someone overlooks the weird noises it makes and the quirks it has!
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Selling a car feels like you're trying to set up your best friend on a blind date. "Trust me, once you get to know her, you won't even notice the rust spots!
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Ever notice how when you're selling a car, suddenly all your friends become car experts? "Oh, you're selling that? You know, you should really polish the headlights. And maybe change the air freshener!
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You ever notice how when you're selling a car, people suddenly become very concerned about the make, model, and year? "Oh, it's a 2010? Hmm, I was looking for something a bit more... vintage.
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Selling a car makes you realize how attached you've become to it. It's like sending your kid off to college, except you hope they pay you for it.
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