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The Overzealous Salesperson
Trying to convince a skeptical customer to buy a car
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I had a customer ask about the car's horsepower. I told him, "It's so powerful that once you start the engine, you'll feel the need to call it Mr. Neigh-gh-ghbor.
The Nervous First-Time Buyer
Dealing with the anxiety of making a big purchase
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They tried selling me a convertible, saying it's perfect for enjoying the open air. I said, "I live in the city. The only 'open air' I experience is when someone in front of me forgets to close their sunroof during a car wash.
The Environmentalist
Balancing the desire for an eco-friendly car with practicality
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I asked about the car's carbon footprint. The sales guy said, "It's like a baby's footprint." I thought, "Great, does that mean it's going to keep me up all night crying for attention and money?
The Budget-Conscious Buyer
Trying to negotiate the best deal on a car
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I asked about the financing options, and the sales guy said, "We have a plan for everyone." I thought, "Is there a plan where the car pays me to drive it? Because that's the plan I'm looking for.
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