7 Jokes About Self Isolation

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Updated on: Sep 07 2024

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Why did the introvert bring a ladder into their house during self-isolation? Because they wanted to have a high-profile social life!
Self-isolation has turned me into a mathematician. I'm always trying to solve for 'x'—where 'x' is the number of days until this ends!
I've mastered the art of self-isolation. I'm so good that I waved at my neighbor through the window... using a selfie stick!
My plants are probably gossiping about me during self-isolation. They're the only witnesses to my daily routines!
I asked my mirror how it's handling self-isolation. It said, 'I reflect on things, so I'm doing just fine!'
Self-isolation is turning me into a musician. I've composed so many 'isolation anthems' on my pots and pans!
Self-isolation has made me realize I have a talent for hiding. I've been practicing my 'disappear-into-thin-air' routine!

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