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What do you call a seat belt with a great sense of humor? A 'crack-up' strap!
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Why did the seat belt break up with the airbag? It couldn't handle the constant pressure!
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What did the seat belt say to the car? 'You drive me crazy, but I'll always hold on!
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My seat belt is like a superhero. It always comes to the rescue when things get a little too 'crashy'!
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I asked my seat belt if it wanted to go on a roller coaster. It said, 'I'm already strapped for excitement!
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What did one seat belt say to the other? 'Hold on, we're about to take a wild ride together!
Seat Belt, The Fashion Critic
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Seat belts are the only accessory that judges you every time you try to put it on. It's like, Oh, you're wearing that again, huh? Classic black strap with a touch of desperation. How original.
Seat Belt Struggles
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You ever notice how putting on a seat belt can feel like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded? It's like, do I go over the shoulder or under the armpit? I end up wrestling with it like it's the final boss in a video game.
Seat Belt, The Translator
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Putting on a seat belt is like trying to decode an ancient hieroglyphic language. There are straps, buckles, and mystery symbols that only the car manufacturers and Indiana Jones understand. Maybe I should just hire a seat belt translator.
Seat Belt, The Spoiler Alert
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Seat belts are like the ultimate spoiler alert for your car ride. Before you even start the engine, they're already giving you a heads up, Hey, just so you know, there might be some unexpected twists and turns ahead.
Seat Belt, The Ghost of Driving Past
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Seat belts are like the ghost of driving past. They're there, haunting you with memories of all the times you slammed on the brakes too hard, and they decided to intervene like a supernatural seatbelt superhero.
Seat Belt, the Overachiever
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My seat belt has this weird overachieving attitude. It's always tightening itself, as if it's auditioning for a role in a magic show. I'm just sitting there like, Relax, seat belt, we're just going to the grocery store, not participating in a high-speed chase.
Seat Belt, The Parental Advisory
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Seat belts are like parental controls for cars. You can't go anywhere until you've cleaned your room... I mean, put me on. Safety first, and then you can hit the road, young driver.
Seat Belt, The Sassy Sidekick
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Seat belts are the sassy sidekick of every car journey. They're like, Buckle up, buttercup, we're about to embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Yeah, sure, if my adventure involves a trip to the grocery store and back.
Seat Belt, The Awkward Hug
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Wearing a seat belt is like getting into an awkward hug with your car. It's like, I know we're spending time together, but do we have to be this close? Can't we just enjoy a casual drive without feeling like I'm in a vehicular cuddle session?
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