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Seat belts give us mixed signals. On one hand, they're all about safety, but on the other hand, they're the reason you end up doing a spastic dance just to reach something from the backseat.
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Seat belts are like the bouncers of the car club. They're like, "No entry unless you're buckled up!" But let's be honest, they’re also the reason for that awkward shuffle when trying to exit your parked car quickly.
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Seat belts have this magical power to transform the most relaxed driver into a safety-conscious superhero. You could be cruising down the road, but the moment you hear that click of the belt, suddenly you're invincible.
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Seat belts are like the clingy exes of the car world. You try to make a quick exit, but they're there, holding on for dear life, like, "Oh no, you're not going anywhere without me!
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You ever notice how seat belts are the silent judges of your driving skills? They're like, "Oh, you’re braking a little hard there, huh? A tad too fast on that turn. I'm watching you!
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Have you noticed how seat belts are like the strict parents of the car? They won't let you do anything fun. "Nope, you can't lean forward, can't lean back, and definitely no reaching for snacks while driving!
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You ever notice how wearing a seat belt turns into a whole negotiation every time you get in the car? It's like, "Alright, seat belt, I’ll wear you, but you better not crinkle my shirt, or we're gonna have a buckle up.
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Seat belts are like fashion accessories with a practical side. It’s the only accessory that’s simultaneously trying to save your life while giving you that weird shoulder tan-line.
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Seat belts are the ultimate mood killers. You're all pumped up, about to hit the road, and then it's like, "Hold up! Let me restrain your freedom for a sec.
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