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The Paranoid Scuba Diver
Fearing everything that moves underwater
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Saw a jellyfish and panicked. The instructor said, "Don't worry, it's a harmless one." I replied, "Harmless? It's like a floating ball of 'you're gonna regret this later.'
The Romantic Scuba Diver
Attempting to have a romantic moment underwater
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Tried to write a love note on a waterproof slate. Turns out, underwater handwriting is not my forte. The note ended up looking like a secret code even I couldn't decipher. Maybe the fish have a better grasp of underwater cursive.
The Fashionista Scuba Diver
Concerned about looking good even underwater
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Trying to look cool underwater, I did a somersault. Little did I know, my air bubbles would turn it into a less majestic version of an aquatic gymnastics routine. The ocean critters were not impressed.
The Overconfident Scuba Diver
Believing they are the James Bond of the ocean
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I saw a school of fish and thought, "This is it, my spy mission." I swam towards them, and they scattered. Apparently, fish are not impressed by my secret agent charm. Who knew?
The Clueless Scuba Diver
Trying to understand the underwater world
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I asked the instructor, "What if I encounter a shark?" He said, "Don't worry, just stay calm." So now, when I see a shark, I take a deep breath, look it in the eye, and say, "You know, there are much tastier things down there!
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