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What did the scrawny grape say after getting stepped on? 'Oh, the 'vine'manity!'
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Why did the scrawny chef quit? Because they couldn't 'weigh' in on the recipes!
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What did the scrawny tree say to the lumberjack? 'I'm pining for some growth!'
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What did the scrawny clock do when it was hungry? It went back 'four' seconds!
Scrawny Survival
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I went to a restaurant, and the waiter handed me a kids' menu. I said, No, I'll take the adult menu. Just bring me a magnifying glass with it. Because when you're scrawny, reading the fine print becomes an extreme sport.
Scrawny Wisdom
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People ask me if I lift. Of course, I lift! I lift my spirits every day when I look in the mirror and say, Well, at least I'm not scrawny on the inside.
Scrawny but Sassy
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You know, people call me scrawny all the time. I prefer to think of myself as vertically efficient. I mean, why be bulky when you can navigate through crowds like a ninja on a diet?
Scrawny Strength
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My friends always tease me for being scrawny. But let me tell you, there's a hidden superpower in this scrawny physique. I can fit into the tightest spaces, like getting the last piece of pizza from the box without anyone noticing.
Scrawny Secrets
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I'm so scrawny, I have to double-check my driver's license just to make sure it's not a stick figure. But hey, being scrawny has its perks. I can hide behind a stop sign during hide-and-seek and become invisible.
Scrawny Superhero
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I'm creating a new superhero called Captain Scrawny. His superpower? Squeezing into the middle seat of an airplane and making it look like he belongs there.
Scrawny Logic
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They say laughter is the best medicine. Well, I say, try lifting weights. Laughter won't help you open that pickle jar, but my scrawny arms can maneuver it like a magician with a can of strength potion.
Scrawny Chef
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Being scrawny doesn't stop me from hitting the gym. I go there every day and flex my scrawny muscles by carrying one-pound weights. It's not about the size; it's about the dedication to having the biceps of a determined spaghetti strand.
Scrawny Social Life
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I've embraced my scrawniness to the fullest. I'm so committed to it that I've joined a support group for scrawny people. We meet every week, but you wouldn't know it because we're all so good at blending into the background.
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