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Scrawny in the Gym
Trying to bulk up at the gym but feeling out of place
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At the gym, I asked the instructor for a workout that fits my scrawny frame. He handed me a feather and said, "Start with light lifting." I think he misunderstood me; I wanted gains, not levitation.
Scrawny at the Buffet
Trying to look impressive at an all-you-can-eat buffet
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At the buffet, the chef said, "Go big or go home." I tried going big, and they asked me to leave. Apparently, "going big" doesn't mean piling up seven plates like you're preparing for a winter hibernation.
Scrawny and Self-Defense
Attempting to learn self-defense but feeling like a twig in a storm
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In self-defense class, they taught me the art of intimidation. Turns out, a menacing look is not as effective when you have the build of a friendly scarecrow. My enemies might be laughing, but at least I'm in on the joke.
Scrawny in Winter
Struggling to stay warm with minimal insulation
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The only thing I can build in the snow is a snowflake. While others are making snow angels, I'm over here making snow acquaintances because an angel requires a bit more surface area.
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