7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For scrambled eggs

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Why did the chicken join a band? For the egg-cellent beat, but he always got it scrambled!

Why did the chef get arrested? He cracked too many egg puns, and it was just egg-noring the law!

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken!

Why was the egg always calm? Because it never cracked under pressure!

What did the big egg say to the little egg? You crack me up!

How do you find a good egg pun? You just need to crack the right one!

Why was the egg in the basketball team? It was great at dribbling!

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