8+ Best One Liners Jokes For scrambled eggs

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I'm so bad at making scrambled eggs, I think they're trying to run away from the pan!

What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!

My eggs were telling me jokes this morning. They're cracking me up!

I tried to make breakfast, but the eggs were so shell-shocked they refused to be scrambled!

How do you make an egg roll? You give it a little push!

Why did the egg hide from the farmer? It heard he was good at cracking jokes!

What did the scrambled eggs say to the toast? You're my butter half!

Why did the egg refuse to fight? It didn't want to be beaten!

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