6 Jokes About Scottish People

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Updated on: Dec 31 2024

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Why did the Scottish mathematician become a musician? He wanted to solve problems with a 'kilt'ar!
Why do Scottish ghosts love single malt whiskey? Because it's the 'boo'-ziest drink around!
Why did the Scottish cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
Why did the Scottish smartphone apply for a job? It wanted to work on its 'app'-lyfe!
Why did the Scottish spider become a web designer? It wanted to create a 'braw'd' network!
Why did the Scottish bicycle fall over? It was two-tired from all the 'kilt'-ing uphill!

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