7 Jokes About Scottish People

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Updated on: Dec 31 2024

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I asked a Scotsman if he could spell his name backward. He replied, 'Aye, Laddy!
I told my friend I could make a pun about Scottish kilts, but it's a bit of a 'wrap'!
I asked a Scotsman if he enjoys golf. He said, 'Aye, but only if it's a 'hole' lot of fun!
I asked my Scottish friend if he wanted to hear a joke about construction. He said, 'Aye, but make it quick, I'm in a 'braw' hurry!
I told my Scottish friend he should be a comedian. He replied, 'Nae, I'm just not kilt for it!
I asked my Scottish friend if he believed in ghosts. He said, 'Aye, but only the 'spirits' from the whiskey barrel!
I told my Scottish friend I could make a joke about bagpipes, but it's a bit of a 'blow'!

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