5 Jokes For Scary

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 25 2025

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Haunted House Realtor

Trying to sell a haunted house
The good news is, this house has a friendly ghost. Bad news? He's a terrible roommate - always making eerie noises at night and never doing the dishes. Ghosts really have no respect for the living.

Ghost Stand-Up Comedian

Trying to get laughs from a spectral audience
People ask me if I'm afraid of stage fright. Nah, I'm more afraid of disappearing in the middle of a joke! That's a tough act to follow.

Horror Movie Director

Creating a genuinely scary movie in a world desensitized to horror
They say 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer.' That's why in horror movies, the monster is always hiding in the protagonist's closet. They just misunderstood personal space!

Professional Ghostbuster

Battling bureaucracy while hunting ghosts
My friends say I have an unusual job. But hey, it's not every day you get paid to suck up things that go bump in the night, right?

Paranormal Investigator

Dealing with skeptical clients while investigating haunted places
People ask me if I've ever seen a ghost. Of course! Have you ever tried explaining to a spirit that they're photobombing your investigation? They have no respect for professional boundaries!

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