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Why did the scammer start a band? They wanted to 'phish' for compliments!
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Why did the scammer get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with 'con-artists'!
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A scammer tried to sell me a parachute online. I declined, didn't want a 'rip-off'!
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Why did the scammer become an archaeologist? Because they love digging up old tricks!
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I tried to scam a scammer once, but they said I lacked the 'cents' for it!
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Why did the scammer go to art school? They wanted to perfect the art of 'fraud-scaping'!
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Why did the scammer enroll in a magic class? To perfect the art of 'misdirection'!
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Why did the scammer become a gardener? Because they wanted to 'plant' new ideas!
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Why did the scammer take up knitting? They wanted to weave 'fake' stories!
Scamming 101
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You ever notice how scammers are like the unsolicited salespeople of the internet? I mean, if I wanted to buy a bridge in Brooklyn, trust me, I'd go find one myself. I don't need Gary from who-knows-where sliding into my DMs offering me exclusive deals on bridges, right?
The Scammer Olympics
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Scammers are like the Olympians of deceit. I imagine there's a secret competition somewhere, and they're all competing for the gold medal in the Most Outlandish Scam category. In first place, we have Gary from who-knows-where with his breathtaking performance in pretending to be your long-lost relative!
Scammer, Scammer, Pants on Fire
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I got a call from a scammer the other day claiming to be from the IRS. They said I owed back taxes, and if I didn't pay up immediately, they'd send me to prison. I told them, Listen, if orange jumpsuits are the new black, sign me up—I could use a fashion upgrade!
Scammy McScamface
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You ever get those emails claiming you've won the lottery, but you never even bought a ticket? I got one of those, and I thought, Wow, my luck is so good; I'm winning lotteries I didn't even know I entered. Forget Vegas; I'm just going to check my spam folder for my fortune!
The Scam Diet
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I got a call from a weight-loss scammer telling me they had a miracle pill that would make me shed pounds overnight. I thought, If only shedding weight were as easy as shedding scammers, I'd be on the cover of fitness magazines by now.
Scamming for Dummies
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I once got a phishing email that said, Your password is weak—click here to strengthen it. I clicked on it, and guess what? It took me to a page that said, Congratulations, you've just been scammed by Scamsters Inc. I thought, Well played, scammer, well played.
Scamming Spelling Bee
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These scammers need to hire a proofreader. I got an email that said, Congratulations, you've won a million dollars. I'm thinking, Great! Then I read the fine print, and it said, Please send us your bank account information for the wire trancefer. Yeah, trancefer. I guess even scammers struggle with English.
The Prince and I
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I got an email from a Nigerian prince the other day. He said he needed my help moving some money, and in return, he'd give me a cut. I thought, Wow, I didn't know I was friends with royalty! But then I remembered that the only crown I've ever worn is the one I won in a burger-eating contest.
Scamflix and Chill
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I love how scammers try to trick you with fake streaming service emails. Your Netflix account is suspended—click here to reactivate. Nice try, but if Netflix wanted to suspend my account, all they'd have to do is air-drop a mirror at my doorstep, and I'd cancel it myself.
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