5 Scammers Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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The Scam Fighter

Battling Scammers
I told a scammer, "I'm onto you." They replied, "But sir, we're just a legit business trying to sell you a bridge in Brooklyn." I said, "Sorry, I already bought one last week. Now I have two - wanna buy?

The Wary Investor

Avoiding Investment Scams
I met a financial advisor who guaranteed me wealth beyond my dreams. I asked, "What's the catch?" They said, "Just sign here." Turns out, the catch was my dignity and savings.

The Naive Victim

Falling for Scams
I tried online dating and found someone who claimed they were a millionaire. They said, "Let's meet up, I'll buy you a yacht." Yeah, right. Next thing I knew, they were asking for my credit card details for a "reservation fee." Smooth, really smooth.

Tech Savvy but Gullible

Falling for Online Scams
I bought a new gadget online, super excited. It arrived, looked like it came from the future. Plugged it in, and poof! My bank account disappeared faster than my will to read terms and conditions.

The Skeptic Turned Believer

Trusting Scam Calls
I got a call saying I'd won a lottery I didn't even enter. For a moment, I envisioned my mansion, servants, and pet unicorn until they asked for my social security number. Suddenly, my dreams seemed more like a sci-fi fantasy.

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