7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For scalp

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Why did the hairbrush break up with the scalp? It couldn't handle the constant teasing!

Why did the scalp enroll in school? It wanted to get ahead in class!

Why did the scalp go to therapy? It had too many issues with its roots!

I told my friend I was going bald, and he tried to comfort me. He said, 'At least your head is not getting ahead of itself!

Why did the scalp apply for a job? It wanted to get ahead in life!

I asked my barber if he could make me look younger. He gave me a haircut invoice from 10 years ago!

What did one strand of hair say to the other? 'I like your split ends – they're so cutting-edge!

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