5 Jokes For Scalp

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 08 2024

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The Bald Guy's Complaints

Navigating life without hair and dealing with people's reactions
People always say, "Bald is beautiful." But have you ever tried getting a tan on a shiny head? I blind people on sunny days. I should come with a warning label: "Caution: Mirror-like surface.

The Shampoo Scientist

Trying to develop the perfect shampoo while dealing with bizarre customer complaints
We developed a shampoo with caffeine to wake up your hair follicles. A guy called and said, "I think my hair is addicted to coffee now. It refuses to stand up without a double espresso." Well, at least his hair has good taste!

The Barber's Perspective

Dealing with demanding customers and weird requests
One lady asked me to make her hair look like a sunset. I said, "Sure, I can give you some highlights." She said, "No, I want the full sunset." So, now she walks around with a panorama of the horizon on her head. She's the only person I know who has to use GPS to find her own face!

The Hairdresser's Mirror

Witnessing the transformation of hairstyles and the stories behind them
A teenager came in and said, "Make me look like a rebel." So, I gave him a mohawk, and now he's the most rebellious kid at the library. He's overdue for a new image.

The Wig Shop Owner

Dealing with customers who want wigs for the weirdest reasons
A lady asked for a wig to match her dog's fur color. I said, "Do you want us to throw in a bone and a leash to complete the look?" Now they're the ultimate matching duo at the park!

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