5 Jokes For Say Grace

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 08 2024

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The Foodie on a Diet

Trying to appreciate food while silently mourning the calories during grace.
The real struggle is trying to sound sincere during grace when all you can think about is how many minutes on the treadmill it'll take to burn off that slice of pie. "Bless this pie and forgive me, treadmill, for I have sinned.

The Forgetful Grandparent

Grappling with memory lapses while trying to lead the grace.
Grace at my age is like playing a game of memory. I thank the Lord for family, health, and... wait, what was the third thing again? Oh yes, remembering what to thank the Lord for.

The Hangry Toddler

Balancing the urge to eat with impatience during grace.
Toddlers during grace are like tiny food critics. You can see them glaring at the mashed potatoes like, "Is this the best you can do, God? Come on, at least add some chocolate chips.

The Tech-Savvy Teenager

Navigating the clash between the digital age and traditional grace.
Teenagers during grace are so efficient. It's like, "Dear God, thanks for the food. Can we skip the small talk and get straight to dessert? And make it snappy; my battery is low.

The Hungry Atheist

Balancing the desire for food with the awkwardness of a traditional grace.
I thought about creating a support group for hungry atheists who have to endure long grace sessions. We'd call it "Hangry Heathens Anonymous.

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