5 Jokes For Saw

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 16 2025

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In a Horror Movie

When you saw something suspicious in the dark
Walking alone at night, I saw a figure in the distance. Turned out it was just a scarecrow. I thought, "Great, even the crows are getting into the Halloween spirit. I'm just trying to survive my evening stroll!

At a Family Reunion

When you saw your relatives after a long time
Family reunions are like a high school reunion, but with more awkward hugs and fewer people remembering your name. I saw my old crush and thought, "If only my dating skills had matured as well as my sense of humor. Maybe I'd have a date right now.

At a Magic Show

When you saw a magician's trick go wrong
At the magic show, the magician attempted the classic sawing-a-person-in-half trick. Saw it, and I'm pretty sure he forgot to explain to the audience that it's just a trick. The paramedics seemed genuinely concerned.

In the Gym

When you saw the "fitness expert" struggling with the equipment
At the gym, I saw this guy using the elliptical machine like he was auditioning for a dance competition. I asked him, "Is this a workout or are we filming a music video?" Now I know why they call it a "gym session" – because it's a performance.

At the Barber Shop

When you saw the barber's skills for the first time
Went to the barber and told him, "Just a little off the top." Well, now I know never to use a lumberjack as a reference. I saw myself, and I'm pretty sure birds are nesting in there.

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