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Satan opened a shoe store, but customers complained about the heat. He told them, 'Well, it is hell-heels!
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What's the devil's favorite ice cream flavor? Devil's Delight – it's sinfully delicious!
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What's the devil's favorite board game? Monotony – where every move leads straight to hell!
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What did the devil say when he opened a bakery? 'Welcome to Hell's Kitchen!
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What's the devil's favorite social media platform? Hellstagram – where all the sinful selfies go!
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Why did Satan start a gardening club? Because he wanted to grow some hell-bouquets!
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Why did Satan start a tech company? He wanted to create hell-arious software!
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Do you think Satan ever gets insecure about his 'evil' laugh? Like, 'Does this sound menacing enough, or should I add more diabolical cackling?'
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Satan's probably the only guy who says, 'I'm a hot mess,' and means it literally!
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I think Satan's GPS only has one direction: 'Down'! No wonder he's always trying to give you directions.
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Dating Satan would be tough. Imagine the breakup line: 'It's not me, it's eternal damnation!'
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I heard Satan's real estate agent boasts about 'hellish' property values. Talk about a hot market!
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Ever notice how the devil dresses in all red? I guess even Satan believes 'red' is the color of passion, but for him, it's more like 'fiery torment'!
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Dealing with Satan is like trying to negotiate with the devil's lawyer - you're always on the losing end of that contract!
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Satan's probably the only one who's ever said, 'I'll heat things up!' and meant it quite literally.
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If Satan had a dating profile, it would definitely say: 'Looking for someone to raise hell with, must love fire and brimstone!'
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