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Sometimes I think Satan is just a misunderstood guy who's really bad at board games. Imagine challenging him to Monopoly. "Go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 200 souls!
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Isn't it ironic how people use "Satan" as an excuse for their bad decisions? Like, "I didn't eat the last cookie because Satan made me do it!" Sure, blame the dark lord for your sweet tooth!
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It's funny how in movies, Satan is this suave, charming character, but if he tried that pick-up line in real life, it'd be more like, "Are you from Tennessee? Because I've got some eternal torment waiting for you there.
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You ever wonder if Satan has a PR team? Like, who's managing his brand? "Okay, team, let's brainstorm ways to make people blame Satan for their burnt toast.
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You ever read those stories where someone claims to have met the devil at a crossroad? I'm like, "Bro, if you're meeting the devil at a crossroad, maybe invest in a GPS?
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I bet if the devil had a business card, it would read: "Satan, Prince of Darkness, Expert Toast Burner.
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The devil's greatest trick might not be convincing the world he doesn't exist; it might be convincing us that every minor inconvenience is a sign of his presence. "Stuck in traffic? Must be the devil's doing!
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You ever notice how "Satan" and "devil" sound like they're either the most menacing figures or failed heavy metal band names? "Coming up next, it's Satan and the Devils with their hit single, 'Hell's Bells'!
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I find it amusing that some people have such a vivid image of the devil with horns and a pitchfork. I mean, with all that branding, you'd think he'd be more popular in Halloween costumes than just showing up as a generic ghost.
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