8 Sarcastic Sense Of Humor Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 17 2025

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I told my friend to embrace their mistakes. They hugged me.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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