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Smartphones
When smartphones try to be smarter than us.
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My phone has this feature where it predicts what I'm going to type next. It's like having a psychic friend, except instead of predicting my future, it just predicts how lazy I am with my texting.
Fitness Trackers
When fitness trackers get too personal.
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My fitness tracker asked me to input my weight. I said, "How about you mind your own business?" It replied, "I'll take that as 'prefer not to say,' but your scale won't be as diplomatic.
Office Coffee Machine
The office coffee machine that thinks it's a barista.
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This coffee machine is so fancy; it asked me if I wanted my coffee to have a resume. I said, "No, just give me something that won't put me to sleep in the next meeting.
Self-Checkout Machines
When self-checkout machines judge your grocery choices.
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Self-checkout machines are the only ones that can make you feel guilty about buying both salad and ice cream. It's like they're silently judging you: "Are you sure you want both, or is this some kind of mixed signals diet?
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