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Sarah Palin tried to be a chef, but her moose stew was always a little too 'gamey'!
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What's Sarah Palin's favorite type of music? Anything with a little 'Northern Exposure'!
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Sarah Palin tried to become a detective, but she kept getting 'polar' opposite clues!
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What did Sarah Palin say when she found out she won the lottery? 'You betcha!
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Did you hear about Sarah Palin's new job at the bakery? She's the muffin governor!
Sarah's Night Vision
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You know, Sarah Palin said she could see Russia at night. I tried that too, staring into the darkness. All I got was a raccoon staring back at me, judging my life choices.
Sarah's Winter Olympics
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Sarah Palin wanted Alaska to host the Winter Olympics. I can imagine the events now: Moose Racing, Ice Fishing Endurance, and the Biathlon where participants have to shoot a target while being chased by a polar bear.
Sarah Palin's Survival Tips
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You know, Sarah Palin is always talking about her survival skills. I saw her latest guide: Step 1 - Never leave home without your hunting rifle. Step 2 - Always carry a map, just in case you can't see Russia from your backyard!
Sarah's Presidential Prediction
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Sarah Palin once predicted she'd become president. I guess she misunderstood the concept of running for office. You know you're in trouble when your campaign strategy involves actual running.
Sarah's Political Strategy
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Sarah Palin's political strategy is a lot like playing hide and seek with a toddler. She pops up randomly, says something confusing, and then disappears until you forget she was there.
Sarah's Wildlife Wisdom
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Sarah Palin loves talking about wildlife. She said, I hunt because I love animals. They're delicious. I thought, that's like saying you go to the beach because you're a fan of sand exfoliation.
Sarah's Reality Show
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I heard Sarah Palin was considering a reality show. I can see the tagline now: Palin's Alaska: Where every episode ends with a bear chasing her and Russia waving from the background.
Sarah's Bridge to Nowhere
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Remember when Sarah Palin wanted to build a bridge to nowhere? I thought that was just the Alaskan version of a treadmill. You're moving, but you're not getting anywhere, and it costs a lot of money.
Sarah's Geography Lesson
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Sarah Palin once said she could see Russia from her house. I tried it too. Turns out, if you stand on a stack of pancakes, you can see Belgium. I'm not sure how accurate her geography is, but my breakfast game is on point.
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