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What did the Salvadorian bread say to the butter? 'You're my butter half!
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What's a Salvadorian superhero's favorite drink? Just-ice, with a splash of lime!
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Why did the Salvadorian banana break up with the plantain? Because it found a-peel-ing company elsewhere!
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What do you call a Salvadorian cat that can play the guitar? Furr-midable!
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What do you call a Salvadorian magician who makes things disappear slowly? Juan Direction!
Salvador's Cooking Tips
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I tried to impress my friends with my cooking skills, so I followed Salvador's advice. He said, To make a perfect omelet, you need to whisk the eggs passionately, like you're in a dramatic telenovela. Well, my kitchen now looks like the set of a soap opera, and the omelet is still a disaster.
Salvador's Pet Training
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Salvador thinks he's a dog whisperer. He told me, Teach your dog Spanish commands; it adds flair. Now my dog only responds to sit if I say siéntate, but he thinks fetch means we're playing hide and seek.
Salvador's Fashion Sense
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Salvador thinks he's a fashion guru. He told me, Wear socks with sandals; it's muy elegante! Now, I have blisters and confused looks wherever I go. I guess 'muy elegante' is Spanish for 'socially awkward.
Salvador's DIY Plumbing Tips
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Salvador told me, Fixing a leaky pipe is easy; just talk to it in Spanish and use a wrench with passion. Now my bathroom sounds like a Spanish soap opera, and the leak is still there. Who knew pipes were immune to romance?
Salvador's Traffic Etiquette
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Salvador insisted I drive like I'm in a high-speed chase. It adds excitement to the commute, he said. Well, let's just say the police officer who pulled me over didn't find my attempt to recreate 'Fast and Furious' as thrilling as Salvador promised.
Salvador's Fitness Routine
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Salvador insisted I join him for a workout. He said, Lift those weights like you're lifting the burden of your past. Well, I threw out my back and spent the next week explaining to my chiropractor the emotional baggage I was trying to bench press.
Salvador's GPS
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You know, I recently got a GPS system, and I swear it's possessed by the ghost of Salvador. Every time I make a wrong turn, I can almost hear a faint voice saying, You took the wrong path, amigo. Back it up and try again!
Salvador's Relationship Wisdom
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Salvador gave me relationship advice. He said, Love is like a piñata. You gotta hit it hard to get the sweet stuff. Well, let's just say, my date didn't appreciate me taking a baseball bat to the romance. Turns out, candy is not a substitute for flowers.
Salvador's Movie Night
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Salvador recommended a movie night, and he brought a classic film – a silent movie from the 1920s. He said, It's great; you can imagine your own dialogue. So here we are, watching a black-and-white film with Salvador providing his own dramatic narration. Spoiler alert: he's not a fan of happy endings.
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