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You ever notice how Salvador, the forgotten sock in the laundry, always manages to disappear just when you're looking for its pair? It's like, "Come on, Salvador, I don't have time for hide-and-seek with my socks. I'm an adult, allegedly.
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I was at the grocery store the other day, and I saw this one lonely can of Salvador-style beans on the shelf. I thought, "Is this the rejected superhero of the bean world? 'Fear not, citizens, for Salvador Beans are here to be mildly satisfying.'
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I tried to get in shape recently, so I bought a fitness tracker named Salvador. Turns out, Salvador is more interested in counting how many times I reach for the potato chips than tracking my steps. I guess it's my personal snack accountability partner now.
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Salvador, my car, has this annoying habit of playing hide-and-seek with its keys. I swear, they're like the elusive golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. "Come out, come out, wherever you are, keys! I promise not to go on any crazy adventures today!
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Salvador, my favorite coffee mug, has been with me through thick and thin. It's got more coffee stains than a barista's apron. I'm convinced it's absorbing the essence of every morning brew and turning into a caffeinated superhero. Move over, Captain America, meet Mug-Man!
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is binge-watching documentaries with Salvador, your cat. We're sitting there, contemplating the mysteries of life, and Salvador's just like, "Meow." Yeah, Salvador, deep stuff.
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Salvador, my smartphone, has this amazing ability to hide in the most obvious places. I'll be tearing my house apart, panicking because I can't find it, only to discover it's been chilling on the kitchen counter, disguised as a coaster. Smooth move, Salvador, smooth move.
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Salvador, the half-dead plant in my living room, is a survivor against all odds. I water it once a month, forget to give it sunlight, and yet, it's still hanging on. If only I had Salvador's resilience when facing deadlines at work.
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Salvador, the TV remote, has mastered the art of camouflage. I spend more time searching for it than actually watching TV. It's like playing a high-stakes game of "Find the Clicker" every night. Spoiler alert: Salvador wins most of the time.
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