8 Jokes About Salesmen

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Updated on: Feb 24 2025

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I asked the perfume salesman if he had a scent that attracts success. He handed me a sample and said, 'It's called 'Commission'!
I told the office supplies salesman I needed a pen that represents my personality. He handed me an invisible one – 'It suits your transparent style!
I told the salesman I needed a break, and he handed me a Kit-Kat. Turns out, he misunderstood 'sales pitch.
I asked the door-to-door salesman if he needed a minute of my time. He said, 'No, just the next 30 seconds!
I told the salesman I wanted a watch that makes a statement. He sold me a clock that says, 'Time is money!
I asked the shoe salesman if they had something in my size. He replied, 'We've got soles for your soul!
I told the salesman I needed a jacket for cold calls. He recommended a thermal one – said it really closes deals!
Why did the used car salesman become a gardener? He had a talent for making things grow on you!

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