5 Jokes About Salesmen

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Updated on: Feb 24 2025

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The Tech-Savvy Salesperson

Dealing with customers who think "cloud computing" involves actual clouds
The tech-savvy salesperson told a customer, "Our software is in the cloud." The customer panicked and said, "I hope it doesn't rain; I don't want to lose my data!

The Overly Honest Salesperson

Can't help but reveal the flaws in the product
The overly honest salesperson said, "This product is so good; I have three at home. All broken.

The Overeager Sales Trainee

Trying too hard to impress the boss
The overeager sales trainee asked the boss for advice on sealing the deal. The boss said, "Just close the deal, don't slam it shut." Now he's practicing his door-to-door sales technique with a gentle tap and a loud "Ta-da!

The Skeptical Customer

Doubting every word of the sales pitch
The skeptical customer asked the salesman, "Is this car really fuel-efficient?" The salesman replied, "Absolutely, it runs on compliments." I guess I'll be walking.

The Clueless Manager

No idea what the sales team is selling
The manager overheard a customer asking about the features of our product. The manager confidently said, "It has buttons and stuff." We're selling toasters.

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