5 Jokes For Saggy

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Updated on: Jul 09 2024

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The DIY Plastic Surgeon

The quest for eternal youth, one botched home remedy at a time
Tried making my own anti-sagging cream at home. It's so effective that now my skin has its own gravitational pull.

The Aging Couch Potato

Balancing between comfort and fitness
I bought a fitness tracker recently. Turns out, it tracks how far I can throw it when I get tired of pretending to care about my steps.

The Gym Enthusiast Turned Couch Potato

A workout routine that's more like a slow-motion movie
I tried doing sit-ups. The only thing that sat up was my cat, judging me for disturbing its nap.

The Fashionably Challenged

Keeping up with trends when everything is trending south
I asked the tailor to make my clothes tighter so I could defy gravity. Now, my saggy self-esteem is in a tight situation.

The Gravity-Defying Optimist

Fighting the forces of nature, literally
My friends told me, "Age is just a number." Well, if that's the case, I'm currently experiencing a mid-life crisis in my calculator.

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