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Elevators are the silent judges of our impatience. You press the button, and they're like, "I'll be there when I'm ready." You stand there, trying to look cool, but inside you're thinking, "Hurry up, you slow-moving box!
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Online shopping is ruthless to my bank account. It's like, "You thought you were just buying a new shirt? Surprise! Here's a suggested list of items you didn't know you needed until right now.
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Laundry day is a battle, and the washing machine is the ruthless general. It's spinning and churning clothes like it's training for a laundry Olympics. I just want my socks back, not a full-on sock revolution.
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The weather app on my phone is relentless. It's like, "Hey, just so you know, there's a 99% chance of rain." Thanks for the optimism, Weather App. I guess I'll pack an umbrella, a boat, and maybe build an ark just in case.
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The Wi-Fi at home is like a moody teenager. It works when it feels like it, and when it doesn't, it's like, "Sorry, I can't connect right now. Figure it out yourself." I just want to binge-watch my shows without interruptions!
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Why do automatic faucets in public bathrooms turn off so quickly? They're like, "Rinse your hands, hurry up, and get out!" I feel like I'm negotiating with a robot every time I try to wash my hands.
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The "Are you still watching?" message on streaming services is the streaming equivalent of a personal trainer judging your workout stamina. "Yes, I'm still watching, and yes, I'll get up and move... eventually.
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I went to the grocery store the other day, and those self-checkout machines are downright ruthless. They're like, "Unexpected item in the bagging area!" Yeah, excuse me for trying to sneak in an extra avocado, Mr. Robot.
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Have you ever tried to assemble furniture from a certain Swedish store? It's like a test of your relationship. The instructions are ruthless, making you question your ability to use a screwdriver. "Are you sure you're qualified for this?
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