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A Super Competitive Office Worker
Turning every office task into a cutthroat competition.
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I asked him for a stapler once, and he said, "Sure, but only if you can beat me in a thumb-wrestling match first. Winner takes the stapler, loser takes the broken one missing the bottom plate.
An Overly Competitive Dad at a Little League Game
Trying to prove his kid is the best on the team, even if it means embarrassing everyone else.
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This dad is so committed to winning, he replaced the team mascot with a motivational speaker. Now, instead of a cute bunny, they have Tony Robbins in a bunny costume shouting, "You have the power to hit that ball out of the park!
A Strict Personal Trainer
Trying to motivate clients who'd rather be on the couch with a bag of potato chips.
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I told him I wanted a six-pack. He handed me a six-pack of water bottles and said, "Start by lifting these. We'll work our way up to cans of soda. Baby steps, my friend.
A Strict Yoga Instructor
Trying to maintain serenity while dealing with students who can't touch their toes.
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She once caught someone sneaking a candy bar into class. She said, "If you can't resist a Snickers, how do you expect to resist the temptations of downward-facing dog?
A Tech-Savvy Grandma
Trying to navigate the world of technology without accidentally ordering 1000 pounds of cat food online.
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Her password is so complicated; even the CIA couldn't crack it. She wrote it on a sticky note and attached it to the computer. Now that's what I call high-tech security.
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