7 Jokes About Running Out Of Gas

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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My car told me it's on a low-carb diet. That explains why it's always running out of gas – it's cutting back on fuel intake!
My car and I are a lot alike. We both struggle with the concept of pacing ourselves – especially when it comes to gas!
I asked my car how it deals with running out of gas. It said, 'I just roll with it – literally!
I told my car a secret, but it ran out of gas before it could spill the beans. Talk about a lack of fuel for gossip!
My car and I are alike in one way – we both struggle to finish what we started, especially when it comes to gas tanks!
I told my car a joke, but it didn't laugh. It ran out of gas instead - it must have a 'no puns' policy!
My car wanted to be a stand-up comedian, but it ran out of gas every time it got to the punchline!

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