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I ran out of gas the other day, and it's amazing how suddenly every pedestrian becomes a potential pit crew member. "Hey, buddy, you got a can of gas in that designer handbag?
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Running out of gas is the ultimate test of your relationship. If your partner doesn't complain when they have to pick you up on the side of the road, that's true love. Or a really good excuse to buy a more fuel-efficient car.
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Why does the gas light always come on when you're in the middle of the most complicated intersection ever? It's like the car saying, "You know what would make this situation better? A dash of panic.
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Running out of gas is the adult version of being stranded on a deserted island. You start calculating your survival chances based on the snacks in your glove compartment.
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You know you're having a rough day when even your car is judging you for running out of gas. I swear, it gives me that side mirror look like, "Really? Again?
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I love how my car acts surprised when it runs out of gas, like, "Oh, we're doing this again? Haven't we been through enough together?
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Running out of gas is the only time you'll see me sprinting in a marathon. Not for charity, but to find the nearest gas station before I turn into a real-life version of "The Walking Dead.
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There should be a special lane on the highway for people who are about to run out of gas. It can be the "I swear I'll make it to the next exit" lane. Just hazard lights and a collective understanding among drivers.
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Running out of gas is the adult equivalent of reaching the last level of a video game and realizing you forgot to save. You're just stuck there, contemplating your life choices on the side of the road.
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