6 Jokes For Ruble

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Updated on: Jan 06 2025

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I told my friend investing in rubles is like planting seeds. He said, 'I hope you grow a 'money tree' instead of a 'broke bush'!
I tried to make a joke about rubles, but it just didn't make 'cents'. Maybe I need to work on my 'currency' of humor!
Why did the ruble go to school? It wanted to get a 'cents' of education and become a 'billionaire'!
I asked my friend for a ruble, and he handed me a map of Russia. Guess I should've been more specific!
My pet parrot started speaking Russian. Now it won't stop demanding rubles for crackers. Talk about 'feathered inflation'!
Why did the ruble start a band? It wanted to be part of the 'currency notes' and create some 'sound investments'!

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